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Morning Arrives Skit:
Bill Radio DJ: Whoa! And it is 7:35 in the morning. This is Bill (and I’m Arty) and it is an early morning for all those campers out there.
Man: Oh man. 7:35!? Hey! Put on some Hank Williams.
Bill: What do you want?
Man: I don’t care--just remember--put it on backwards.

When I get me a new country CD
I like to listen to it in reverse
Quench that lonely mind of mine’s ol’ terrible thirst
Well On Monday I got my dog back
Come Sunday I got my trailer too
But the best part was a week later
I got right there next to you

Well the only problems I encountered
Were a couple of fights
Baby when you’re backwards
All your fights are like a Friday night
Well we start off yelling
When we end it’s hello
If I time it right I can decide
Why we explode
By the end of the show I know
We’ll be right
When the album ends
I just spin it again
I tell ya I listen to my country in reverse

When I get a great 38 I just lay her down
And when I hear suphecoB I’ma rolling on the ground
And I don’t mind
because my life is fine
since I started listenin’ to my country in reverse

Well I’ve heard no Satanic rituals
Only locations for good shine stills
A couple for sale trucks and a ‘67 Cam—er—o
I got a recipe for fried okra
pass me a jar and a joke and I’ll toke with ya
I said I like the folks who listen to their country in reverse

And if I could say something
‘Bout those lonely nights
In between the albums
Sometimes I’ve been in too many fights
Well to listen to all my pals
But when the time is right I tell ya
I could listen to Hank Williams all night
I said I listen to my country in reverse


from The Rough Cuts, released July 26, 2011



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Grew up in Hendersonville, NC. Went to UNCW and studied poetry, been writing music and learning every day.

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