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Whiskey

Announcer Skit: SKEEEERRR. Whoa! Lookit Granny hold that curve! #94 she is turnin’ around just to wreck #78. BRWAWWW SPluoepps! Whoa, my God, that’s some senior citizen demolition derby right there. Welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the “Feelin’ Frisky Drinkin’ Whiskey” Senior Citizens Demolition Derby. Huh, thankyaverymuch. Oh, my God, look out!


Well I woke up at noon today
Rolled me up a jay
Got drunk and started fuckin’ around
Met the girls at 11
Left the bar at 7
Cut my headlights on got the fuck outta town

Well we always play fast
Yeah we’re playin’ risky
We’re the type o’ boys who are always tipsy
‘Cause my only lo-ove is whiskey

My keys are in a sewer drain
My car got towed again
So I sat down I got on the couch
Went to the ‘frigerator
That’s where I found my savior
And I picked her up and threw some doubles down

‘Cause we always play fast
Yeah we’re playin’ risky
We’re the type o’ boys who are always tipsy
My only lo-ove is this whiskey

Well I broke down saw my own vision
Got 360 degrees of what I was livin’
Got a new way down a lonesome road
I didn’t run across new religion
I found myself at the welfare building
And I couldn’t afford no drinkin’ anymore

Well we used to play fast
Now we’re just plain tipsy
We’re the kind of boys who were always risky
And my only, my only lo-ove is Whiskey

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from The Rough Cuts, released July 26, 2011

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Grew up in Hendersonville, NC. Went to UNCW and studied poetry, been writing music and learning every day.

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