The Answer

Well I logged on to the Internet
Just the other day
I had a million and one emails
And one was from my baby
The rest were ads for penis enlargements
Affordable places on the housing market
Maybe find my center to some degree
Using hyper-techno yoga energy
Well we’ve found answers from all around
Diseases in places like our basements
Things I’d never heard of until
Wild-eyed people came over the hill
Well the kids got A double D on the side
And that ain’t exactly a source of pride I said
My son can play 7 video games
Without even smiling

Well if you find the answer
Maybe keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
We don’t really need your help
Well if you find the answer
Best keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
It’s probably bad for our health

Well let me give you an example
For world peace we just need a sample
Of water from the purest well
We’d just protect it by blowin’ ourselves to hell
Maybe we buy a little toy for every little girl and boy
Watch the companies take over
We’d be workin’ ourselves to the bone
making little toy soldiers

Well if you find the answer
Maybe keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
We’d probably just kill ourselves
Well if you find the answer
Best keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
It’s probably just bad for our health

Maybe the best advice I’ve heard
Is fall in love, don’t utter hurtful words
And you’ll be so preoccupied with paradise
You won’t even hear my advice so

If you find the answer
Maybe keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
We’d probably just kill ourselves
Well if you find the answer
Best keep it to yourself
‘Cause this world’s got enough problems
It’s probably just bad for our health